Hey remember today will be fictionally written by Chris Farley's charectar based on "The Chris Farley Show". - Thanks for the help Chris, love ya.Um, hi. Welcome to Beerspin. I'm.. Chris Farley.. and, today I'm talking about a book.. one of the.. greatest books.. uh, scary stories. I guess, artist, ever.
GOD! That sounds stupid! God, I'm an idiot! I never know how to start these things!
